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The Many Faces Of A Moron

Over the years I’ve thought of myself as a visionary, a renaissance man if you will, only to be immediately proven wrong.

Matt as Einstein

The GeniusI thought if I was really good at math, it would lead to endless oportunities. Now I just count change and say "Would you like fries with that".

Matt as Prince

The ArtistTried changing my name. Didn't realize there was a difference between a symbol and a cymbal. People were constantly hitting me on the head.

Matt as Uncle Sam

The PatriotTried signing up for the Navy. Took me three weeks to realize I was in Old Navy.

Matt as Hulk Hogan

The AthleteI get winded playing fantasy football..