The GeniusI thought if I was really good at math, it would lead to endless oportunities. Now I just count change and say "Would you like fries with that".
The ArtistTried changing my name. Didn't realize there was a difference between a symbol and a cymbal. People were constantly hitting me on the head.
The PatriotTried signing up for the Navy. Took me three weeks to realize I was in Old Navy.
The AthleteI get winded playing fantasy football..